I wonder...

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 08/31/2014 at 20:46 • Filed to: project scooter

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if this will make me more attractive to women.

Probably not.

GhostZ > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:47

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Ah, the bait and switch.

Blondude > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:50

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Meh, probably still works.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:51

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Charisma +5, Speed +10

Charisma -15, Speed -25, Efficiency +30

Decay buys too many beaters > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/31/2014 at 20:53

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So zero net gain :(

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:54

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but that efficiency though

Decay buys too many beaters > Blondude 08/31/2014 at 20:55

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Maybe I can get a scooter size of one of those obnoxious "my other cars is a..." plate frames

Decay buys too many beaters > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 08/31/2014 at 20:56

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It comes at a price.

-80 environmentalism (it's a 2-stroke)

deekster_caddy > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:56

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Try it on a necklace! Maybe as a piece of bling it will help out.

ly2v8-Brian > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:59

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That is a nice Scooty-Puff

WRXforScience > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 20:59

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There is a certain type of female who would be enticed by a scooter, but you may want to consult your local authorities as to the legality of such a relationship. Few localities allow for relationships with junior high students (oddly many regions allow for the marriage of 14yo with parental consent even when the age of consent is considerably higher, weird and gross).

Decay buys too many beaters > WRXforScience 08/31/2014 at 21:02

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That or environmentalist hippies who are under impression that it's helping to save the planet (it's not)

XJDano > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:03

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how are you NOT wearing a panty hat?

Decay buys too many beaters > ly2v8-Brian 08/31/2014 at 21:04

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Well, right now it's a broken scooty-puff.

The CVT is giving me issues, hence the no fairings/rat-scoot look.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:06

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Porsche get all the ladies. ;)

ly2v8-Brian > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:07

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fix it and keep it rat-scoot.

Decay buys too many beaters > ly2v8-Brian 08/31/2014 at 21:15

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I might, I'm torn between the cool utilitarian rat-scoot look and the cool vintage look.

I will say, keeping everything off makes the mechanical bits WAY easier to service.

ly2v8-Brian > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:19

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Tough choice.

Birddog > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:37

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Scooters and fat chicks have two things in common.

They're both fun and you don't want your friends to see you riding either..

PushToStart > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 21:51

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Put a Ferrari sticker on it. They won't know the difference :P

Decay buys too many beaters > PushToStart 08/31/2014 at 21:56

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I'll just cross off everywhere it says Honda and write in Ferrari with yellow sharpie, they'll never know the difference.

PushToStart > Decay buys too many beaters 08/31/2014 at 22:06

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For sure. If they start to question it, show them how similar the rear view mirrors are!